Passion

I can just imagine it now.

“Stephen, my boy, what is your passion in life?” “Uh, well, I love working with electricity, sir…”“No, my boy, what is your passion?”
 

 I guess at that point during my future job interview, I bite my lip, look out the window, and come up with something. Like, dogs or cars or barbeque. Anything but the truth. No, the truth is something I’ve been embarrassed about for years.“Sir, my passion is comedy, and I have absolutely no interest in working in this company.”

My passion is comedy, and it has become something of an obsession. I eat, sleep, drink, and bleed it. Classes, homework…all just things in the way. As you can imagine, it has made these past three years of college rather difficult.

Next semester, I’m starting my own Sketch Comedy/Long Form Improv club at UConn. I’m looking for people who are as passionate about it as I am. I’m looking for people who don’t really have any plans other than pursuing comedy. I can appreciate improv as an outlet for stress, as something fun to do with friends. But when the day is over, I need to surround myself with people who want to take the next step, people who are so dedicated that they’d drop everything and try to cut their chops in the big city.

I’m no fool. I know how stupid I sound. But as it stands, my grades are average at best, I don’t want to go to Grad School, and I have really no interest in anything involving the academic world. If I put it all on the line and lose, then that’s the way it’s going to have to be.

Blegh, it’s really hard sometimes. You see people working hard, crunching numbers, pumping out papers. They have a plan, they have a goal. They have talent applicable to the real world.

But no, I need people who don’t have a talent applicable to the real world. I need people who are as lost in college as I am. I need people to come with me when I try my best to live in and make a name for myself in the city.

A pipe dream? Maybe. But it’s the most real thing I have right now. Interested in joining my sketch/long form group? If you don’t have that same stupid crazy passion, then forget about it.

Stephen Winchell is a 6th Semester History student at the University of Connecticut. He is making a statement now, but in a few years time when his friends are all Grad School graduates and working for large salaries and driving fancy cars, he is going to be so very very sorry things didn’t work out in college. 

Movie Reviews and Other News

You know what I really hate? Movie reviewers who feel it necessary to make puns on the name of the movie they are reviewing. Boy, that really boils my eggs.

So I wrote a list of 30 puns on recent, current and upcoming releases. Enjoy!

1. Bore-Not! BORAT delivers!

2. Ho Ho NO! I want to find the ESCAPE CLAUSE to SANTA CLAUSE 3!

3. Don’t Flush FLUSHED AWAY Away!

4. I SAW it before in SAW 1 and 2!

5. Don’t DEPART from the DEPARTED!

6. The Prestige is PRESTIGIOUS!

7. Raise the FLAG for FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS!

8. MAN OF THE YEAR? More like DUD OF THE YEAR!

9. They better CLOSE the OPEN SEASON!

10. Marie AntoiNOT!

11. CATCH A FIRE- CATCH THIS MOVIE!

12. BABEL doesn’t BABBLE! Great flick!

13. A GOOD YEAR- a BAD MOVIE!

14. Don’t RETURN to THE RETURN!

15. Bet On A Good Time at CASINO ROYALE!

16. HAPPY FEET makes HAPPY KIDS!

17.CONSIDER seeing FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION!

18. No Kennedy Curse on BOBBY!

19. Nothing STRANGE about STRANGER THAN FICTION!

20. RIDE Away from GHOST RIDER!

21. LETS GO TO PRISON- LETS GO TO ANOTHER MOVIE!

22. Its OK To Have a GRUDGE on THE GRUDGE 2!

23. TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING? I want TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE ENDING!

24. Don’t Be A JACKASS- Avoid JACKASS #2!

25. You Should FIRE the EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!

26. SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS Flunks the SCHOOL FOR GOOD FILMMAKING!

27. Let The Sun Shine with LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE!

28. Have No Fear about FEARLESS!

29. GUARD Yourself from THE GUARDIAN!

30. Have A Blast at WORLD TRADE CENTER! (had to be done, I feel so dirty)

P.S. I did not lift any of these from professional reviewers. However, if these do in fact correspond to legit reviews, that would not surprise me at all. Please leave me a link if it does, though.

Comedy IS Art (but you’ll enjoy it more than some boring 17th Century Italian landscape)

I recently got into a discussion with my friend Ted about the merits of ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic. Our conversation drifted to people who disregard him as a simple parody man, and I quickly brought a Sean Lennon quote to Al’s defense. It said (paraphrased), that “People underestimate Al. He arranges, writes, produces, and performs all of his songs, not to mention he directs and acts in his music videos.” This guy is someone who knows what he’s doing.

We came to a decision that in comedy, like in all great art, you need to really know your stuff to make it look effortless. Now, I’m not a big Weird Al fan by any means, but he’s someone that you listen to and say, “Hey, I can do that!” It’s then after you unsuccessfully write some parody lyrics that you realize that no, no you can’t.

It’s a common misconception, I feel, that comedy is something that is easy to do. If my parents ever found out how deeply involved I am in this discipline, I’m sure they’d think I was crazy. But that’s the problem. People don’t realize how much actually goes into making something funny and worthwhile. People listen to Weird Al and just take his songs for granted.

Yes, there is some natural talent and instinct involved. Some people are just born funnier than other people. But that’s not the end of it. What makes comedy any different from football, or painting? Just because you’re funny doesn’t mean anything in the comedy business. You have to train, to cultivate your talent before you can make any impression on people. This is the hard part. This is the part people seem to neglect.

I never realized how ignorant the non-comedic population was about this part of comedy until I started explaining some of the basic rules of improv to one of my friends. I was telling her about things like gifts, accepting, blocking, building, the rule of three, and all that other good stuff, when she interrupted me, saying, “I had no idea it was this complicated.” You and everyone else, Beata.

At my film company’s website (http://www.preciousroy.com), one of our members put a slogan up on the toolbar. It reads, ‘Comedy Is Not Art’. Now, I suppose we’re going for a non-pretentious pretentious approach to our movies, but it kind of rubbed me the wrong way. Comedy is art. It takes years of experience, dedication, blood, sweat, and tears, just like any other art. And comedy is powerful. Look at Mark Twain. Look at Ben Franklin. Making people laugh is a great way to make people re-evaluate themselves and their surroundings.

Recently, the power of comedy is becoming more and more in the center stage of our culture. Just today I bought an issue of Rolling Stone which featured Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart on the cover. On Friday I saw Borat, and it went on to gross $26.5 million, making it the #1 grossing picture this weekend. All three of these guys, Stewart, Colbert, and Cohen (Borat), are showing America the error of our ways through biting social satire. This is some heavy stuff, people.

Maybe with the success of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and Borat, average Americans will realize that comedy is about more than making people laugh. Maybe they’ll realize how difficult it is to make a laugh worthwhile, to make people remember a joke for days after they first hear it. Until that happens, though, we should all watch Borat and listen to Weird Al and just thank the heavens’ there are people around who can make us laugh this hard.

Stephen Winchell is a 5th Semester History Major at the University of Connecticut. However, he spends most of his time watching his favorite comedians and reading various humorous publications. He probably will flunk out of said institution but not care, because that Bruno character from Sacha Baron Cohen is so fucking funny.

Ideas and Inspiration, vol.1

For me, ideas come and go. I can jump out of bed at 3AM with a brilliant idea for the next hit 20% song, and then in the morning, upon reflecting the notes I had written, quickly dismiss it for being terrible. It’s a really hit-and-miss process. Ideas need time to simmer to make sure they’re actually good ideas. If they stick around inside your head, you know you’re on to something.

I’m also very easily inspired. I may hate most popular forms of entertainment these days (Dane Cook, Garden State, most music played by my age group, etc), but when I enjoy something, I really enjoy it. And when something affects me that much, my knee-jerk reaction is to try to create ideas similar to those presented in the original material. I had a knock-off version of Lord of the Rings. I had a knock-off Star Wars. Hell, I even had a knock-off Monkey Island for a while.

Sometimes, though, these inspired knock-offs develop a life of their own. The trick with an inspired idea is to let it simmer just like the other ideas. That way, I know whatever project I was inspired to create has enough originality to stand on its own two feet. A few of my successful knock-offs were Counter Culture (based on Home Movies), Graduated Cylinder (based on Dexter’s Lab), and Slick Slack (based on Life In Hell).

So why am I telling you all of this? So what, who cares. Why is this worth my precious time? Well, I’ll tell you.

I’ve been inspired. And I’ve let it simmer. And I think I love it. A brief back story:

In my sophomore year of high school, I had designed a character named Sir Roswell. He was an alien secret agent that fought all sorts of bad guys on all sorts of strange planets. And whenever I got bored in class, I would pour all of my mental energy into sketching another great Sir Roswell adventure. I have hundreds of them saved away, no exaggeration.

In my senior year, though, I thought I might need a change of pace. Roswell had quickly taken over my creative mind, and I was a bit tired of a future sci-fi universe. So I turned the table around and created a character named Mick Reily, a Victorian-era amateur detective and adventurer. In his first incarnation, Mick was a watchmaker who lived in 221c Baker Street, just one floor above the famous detective Sherlock Holmes. The intention was that confused customers of Holmes would continually call upon Reily, thinking him Sherlock. One day, Reily, tired of correcting people, assumes the role of the detective which would undoubtedly lead to madcap adventures with the occasional help of Holmes himself.

This version of Reily didn’t last long. I found the character too bland and uninteresting. But instead of scrapping the project, I decided to revamp it. I recalled a book of Holmes stories written by famous horror and suspense authors, all of which pitted the detective against forces of the supernatural. Holmes himself, in The Hounds of the Baskervilles, did not dismiss the idea of ghosts, goblins, and other creatures of the night (however, he had yet to prove their existence). This new development interested me very much. So Mick became a Victorian-era contemporary to Holmes. But instead of normal crimes, he would be consulted in cases dealing with lake monsters, mummies, and chupacabras.

I wanted this new character to be fun and adventurous, and I drew from Indiana Jones for ideas. Mick’s design can be credited to Spielberg’s ideas for Indy. I’ve always believed, because of those movies, that a hero needs a really cool hat (Hell, even Dr. Henry Jones has a cool hat in The Last Crusade). I didn’t want to use a fedora (taken), and the next on my list of hats was, of course, the top hat. Once that top hat came into the picture, the rest of the costume designed itself (with some help from that New Yorker guy.)

But like Mick’s first incarnation, this Mick didn’t last long. I found that drawing big werewolves and hairy witches wasn’t as fun and interesting as goofy-looking aliens. Roswell re-emerged, and Mick Reily faded into the halls of my obscure creations, joining Wacky Wizard and Super Clown.

Then came The Amazing Screw-On Head. Then came Venture Brothers. And I was inspired.

I had been working on a pilot for a potential Sir Roswell cartoon for some time and was happy with the script. But when I saw these two shows, I was completely blown away. Immediately I began to question the quality of Roswell, not just as a script, but as a character. I needed something funny and exciting, something new. And that’s when I remembered Mick.

Of course, lots of things had to change. That design was too simple, and not expressive enough. And he needed some supporting characters, too (one of the major flaws I found with Roswell). Mick wouldn’t be doing this on his own.
What you’re about to see is a work in progress. While a lot of these ideas are fully formed, there are still several that need work. But I present to you, the improved version of my high school doodle, the result of a very simmered idea, and a potentially exciting future project for me.

Overview

Set in the mid-1890’s, we follow the adventures of Reily St. James and his loyal biographer George Ives. The two live in an eerie little hollow in upstate New York , populated with equally eerie characters. However, whenever their job calls for it, they are whisked away to all corners of the world. St. James is a supernatural and paranormal detective, and, naturally, his services are needed far and wide.

Reily St. James

I changed the name from Mick Reily to Reily St. James because I felt that with a new design, a new name should follow. I also changed those dopey goggles he had into a more interesting pair of dark sunglasses (St. James has a mild light-sensitivity problem in his eyes and has to wear these glasses whenever there is light). A student of the Holmes’ form of deductive reasoning, a hobby of St. James’ is figuring out magic tricks and replicating them.

He has become infamous as an investigator of otherworldly phenomenon, and is an expert at all subjects weird, be it occult Puritan traditions or Aboriginal folklore. Like Holmes, St. James is very confident in his abilities, to the point where he is obnoxious and overenthusiastic. He is also very eccentric in his habits and somehow has more than enough money to keep up with them.

George Ives

Named after my favorite Beatle (George) and my favorite college professor (Ives), George Ives has been assigned the arduous task of committing St. James’ life to paper. In his younger days, Ives was an embedded reporter with a brigade of Union troops in the Civil War, working for a very popular and respected newspaper. However, when the war ended, subscriptions for the paper steadily decreased. Nearing rock bottom, Ives’ editor decides to take some drastic action. Seeing the popularity of Holmes stories (and the subsequent boost in sales for the Strand magazine), he sends his once reputable reporter to deal with public-pleasing fluff work. George resents him for it, and he resents St. James for it.

If you look at Brock Samson as an exaggerated version of Race Bannon, feel free to look at George Ives as an exaggerated version of Dr. John Watson. The public opinion is that Watson is an older man than Holmes. So, Ives is a much older man than St. James (Ives is in his mid-late 50’s, St. James in his early 20’s). Ives is a war vet, as is Watson, and both chronicle the lives of eccentric detectives. The big difference, though, is that Ives is not impressed by St. James’ deductions, whereas Watson can’t get enough of Holmes’ displays of detective work. I liked the idea of a wiry old man, and I gave him his beard as an homage to the beard of that same favorite professor, one Jamie Ives.

Oh and he has a terrible secret.

Unnamed Ghost Pirate Villain

Now, I love pirates. I always have. And I wanted to do something with pirates. But, in the 1890’s, the pirates we all know and love have been dead for over a hundred years. So why not make him a ghost?

I don’t know much about this character. He may be the central villain. He may be a bit side character. All I know is that he hates Reily St. James and he is based on my character from those e-Wrestling days. I really like the way he came out, though.

So, in a nutshell, this is the new idea that is eating at my brain. There are a few more characters being mulled over right now (I’m putting the finishing touches on the town priest who is also a werewolf!!), but I’m still very far away from even thinking of writing a script. I need to develop an ensemble of colorful locals and put a girl in there somewhere. But I think it’s a promising start, and I can’t wait until the rest of this world is mapped out.

The Death of Matt Sheasby?

As many of you know, Precious Roy Studios is a group of 5 Stratford, CT natives who put together movies and songs for their website, http://www.preciousroy.com .

And, as many of you know, the Matt Sheasby series is a staple of the Precious Roy portfolio. For the past two years, every year there has been a new installment to the Sheasby franchise. In early 2005, there was ‘Matt Sheasby: Retail Detective’, and in 2006, there was ‘Matt Sheasby: Sins of the Father’.

Precious Roy Studios is made up of 5 young writers and filmmakers. Three of them don’t see Matt Sheasby 3 as a priority. I want to use this blog as a means of discussion on the topic. Please take full advantage of this blogs’ commenting process to discuss how you feel about this subject. Or, E-Mail me at ‘TheGreaterGatsby@gmail.com’, IM me at ‘OldWesternHero’, or drop a line at the Precious Roy forums.

Here are the facts, straight up:

-Sheasby 3 will tie up Precious Roys’ biggest saga and finish the story of its most beloved character.

-Sheasby 3 will provide the Precious Roy filmmakers with some of their biggest challenges yet, from both a visual and storytelling standpoint (not to mention the challenge of keeping an entire trilogy fresh and exciting)
-Sheasby 3 will take roughly a month to film.

-It will have a cast of about 20. That’s a lot of people to work with.
-It will be hell to film, and we could film all sorts of other stuff during that time.

-People don’t really watch 40 minute internet movies. Many more people would watch shorts. We can shoot around 10 shorts in the month that it would’ve taken to shoot Sheasby.

-Not a lot of people seem to care about Sheasby. Sure, our friends do, but strangers don’t. Why not do something that a lot more people will like?

So that’s the situation. Some people feel that it would be a better way to spend the month doing shorts and not Sheasby 3. And here’s some more facts:

-Precious Roy cannot work on more than one project at the same time. Lets not sugar coat things. Unless we film 24 hours a day for weeks straight, we’re not going to get more than one project off the ground at once.
-If Sheasby 3 isn’t done this winter break, its not going to ever get done. Can’t do it during Spring Break, because thats only one week long. Can’t do it during the summer because we’ll all be working. Can’t do it next winter, because it’s just going to be too long between movies.

So, what do you all think? Is killing the Sheasby franchise worth it to make a handful of shorts that will potentially get us more fans?

Stephen Winchell is the co-creator of the Sheasby series. He is the co-writer, the co-director, and the co-star or Matt Sheasby: Retail Detective and the co-writer and co-director of Matt Sheasby: Sins of the Father. Take a guess at what he wants to do this winter break.

Not workin’ for the weekend

Hello everyone. I had a lovely weekend with many madcap adventures and misadventures and the like.

I should be in bed, as its 2AM and I have to get up for work in less than 4 hours, but as a sign of good faith, I am offering up this meager update, just to show you all that I have some level of involvment in making this weblog work.

Here are lyrics to a 20% song that was never given a melody/never recorded as a consequence. I have a lot of lyrics that never see the light of day, but this one stands out to me as it is particularly clever (comparitivly, of course, its pretty on-par with other comedy music acts)

This song doesn’t really have a proper title, so I’ll just call it, ‘Jesus Could Beat Harry Potter in a Fight’. Enjoy!

Jesus Could Beat Harry Potter in a Fight, by Stephen Winchell

(v1)

Back a long time ago,

Before the world wide net,

Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior,

Taught us things we won’t forget.

He died and was raised up in all of God’s might,

And Jesus could beat Harry Potter in a fight.

(c)

Oh, if a fight he wants,

A fight he will get,

Cause Jesus Christ, Son of God,

Would win that fight, I bet.

The power of the Lord,

Beats the power of the Devil,

And Jesus would beat that wizard boy,

He sure is able.

(v2)

Harry Potter comes

From a land across the sea.

He practices Dark Magic,

Unlike you and me.

He thinks he’s so smart, he thinks he’s so bright,

But Jesus could beat Harry Potter in a fight.

(v3)

Jesus comes from the Lord,

And Harry comes from Satan.

And when good Christians are in Heaven,

In Hell Harry will be waitin’.

The fire and the brimstone will give him quite a fright,

Plus, Jesus could beat Harry Potter in a fight.

(v4)

So when you kids go to bed,

And a book you want to read,

Put down Harry Potter,

Pick the Bible up, I plead.

In the Good Book’s lessons, I’m sure you will delight,

And Jesus could beat Harry Potter in a fight.

Hindsight is 20/20, okay?!

OK, so you figured that my old blog would never work. Big deal. So did I. Sometimes you hope that you’ll pull through, but unfortunately I proved to be my lazy self once again. Comic Blog really didn’t work the way I originally planned.

So what went wrong? Surely the concept was perfect- I babble on about newspaper comic strips and people will read it and love it. What could be at fault with that format, I wonder? How can that noble cause ever be tainted?

Here’s where I see the first major fault. While cartooning continues to be my first love, I was limiting myself and leaving a whole well of other potential updates overflowing. There were plenty of times I wanted to update but held back, saying “This is a blog for comic strips. Leave your anecdotes about writing this script about two streetwise cops with nothing to lose out of it!” As more and more ideas for non-comic related essays began to build up, I just got frustrated with my limitations and stopped caring.

Another problem was the near-rigid formality of the whole thing. The original idea for my Comic Blog was that it’d eventually turn into some kind of respectable home for comic-related news, or even a hot-spot for other cartoonists “in the industry”. Of course, that meant I had to write essays with lessons and themes and nice language. I made a point to write each essay with some kind of life lesson in mind, and while this was satisfying in its own way, it didn’t translate into frequent updates, and it certainly didn’t translate into frequent readers. I think those are the two major reasons that Comic Blog failed. So what am I going to do to promise you, the reader, that I will not turn this into another failed attempt at internet hokum?

Here’s my plan. First and foremost, I’m broadening my horizons and updating about any creative endeavor I may take part in. Between the comics and the movies and all the other crap that I do when I should be earning money, I certainly have enough to fall back on. Second, I’m going to tone down the formal a little. Just a little, as I don’t want this to turn into a livejournal. But, at the same time, I don’t want it to be a chore every time I feel like updating. Hopefully, lighter entries about more than comics will be easier for me to write and easier for you to read.So what is the future for the George Wendt Super Fansite going to look like? I’ll give you a few hints:

-Expect comics. I have a lot. I’m drawing a lot. I need opinions. I’m going to turn to you.

-Expect scripts. I have a few and I’m working on several more.

-Expect updates on movies. All of you Precious Roy fans out there might get a kick to see how Sheasby 3 is coming along while I’m physically shooting it.

-Expect a lot half-assed ideas. Like the adventure-movie screenplay I’m thinking of writing with Sherlock Holmes. There are zombies in it. And graveyard bells. Maybe Moriarty. No promises.

-Expect stories about improv, TV shows, movies, music, and any other significant creative fuel that drives me to update.

-And finally, expect me to pretty much dump stuff here that I have laying around. Believe me, it’s a lot.

So, for now, that’ll be all. Have a lovely weekend!!!