Hello phriends,
Once again, it is time to become fabulous poets in the minimalist Eastern tradition. As, Steve and Ben are bringing back the wildly successful Phil Contest, Phil Haikus. Comment to this post the best PHIL HAIKUS that you can come up with (do not use haikus you or others used in the last contest). By APRIL 4th, the contest will be over, so be quick!
THE GRAND PRIZE is a hott drawing of YOURSELF in the Phil style, sent in the mail! This hott character will also be FEATURED in the comic, alongside such famous characters as America’s PHIL. Second and third place will be emailed a drawing of themselves in the PHIL STYLE. (NOTE: If you were one of the winners of the last HAIKU CONTEST you can request a PHIL STYLE drawing of a celebrity, or your girlfriend, or whomever!)
IN SUMMARY: PHIL HAIKU CONTEST – COMMENTS TO THIS POST – WIN FABB PRIZES AND BE THE ENVY OF ALL PHIL PHRIENDS WHEN YOU ARE THE STAR OF THE COMIC!!!!!!!
For those who are curious its 5 – 7 – 5 syllables.
Need the format for a haiku–memory going fast.
Flame-warmed can of beans,
The medium of friendship.
Racism: over.
“It was I,” he breathed
Looking at the dead angel
Pierce is remorseful
Phil the President,
Atop the country he stood.
The wildkatt seezed.
All Phil is hate.
McCain hates milk, all hate Pierce.
Who could ever hate?
The milk Chrysalis
Shed pounds, become official.
One born with a tie
In order: “An Ode To Mindy”, “Justified Failure”, “It Is What It Is”, and “An Ode To Franklin Pierce”
An ardor so pure
Met with perfidy most foul
Led a life astray
Two heinous hopefuls
Their abhorrence to sweet milk
Made defeat righteous
Endearment explained
The method to his madness:
“Because it’s a pig”
He gave his best shot
More ineffective than bad
Let a poor man be
The computer brings
much happiness to me, but-
hot dogs sound good, too.
Dewey Defeats Pierce
The headlines were wrong again
Pierce Defeats Dewey
From Rags to riches,
He climbed the highest office
He’s gingerbread Phil
“The Lesson Here Is Never Try: An Ode To Thomas Dewey”
Aim: Conscientious
Denouement: Brain Impaled
Extinction: In Vain
Phil is a great man
His father was Franklin Pierce
Why do you hate him?
I’m revising this one cause I’m dumb:
All Phil sees is hate.
McCain hates milk, all hate Pierce.
Who could ever hate?
Phil: Ridiculous
Naked under his clothing
No apologies
SCRUMMP a soul rended
a fate determined by mean wordz
we all get deep willies
Election winner
The alcohol flows freely
Santa: president
Seven manly charms
stroke of the mustache in dark
lose me in your beard
A hot chunk of man
A dress with lots of my skin
late night ecstacy