The winners are kind of familiar, but WHO CARES:

1. DAN EMMONS

2. DAVID WHITMAN

3. ANDREW MULLEN

Mullen and Emmons have to let us know what Phil style character they want drawn.

Hey kids, its me your friend Ben. The haiku contest is over, and Steve and I are TABULATING the WINNERZ.

It was supposed to end yesterday, but instead you get another week. Make your eastern heritage proud with some hott PHIL HAIKUS.

Hello phriends,

Once again, it is time to become fabulous poets in the minimalist Eastern tradition. As, Steve and Ben are bringing back the wildly successful Phil Contest, Phil Haikus. Comment to this post the best PHIL HAIKUS that you can come up with (do not use haikus you or others used in the last contest). By APRIL 4th, the contest will be over, so be quick!

THE GRAND PRIZE is a hott drawing of YOURSELF in the Phil style, sent in the mail! This hott character will also be FEATURED in the comic, alongside such famous characters as America’s PHIL. Second and third place will be emailed a drawing of themselves in the PHIL STYLE. (NOTE: If you were one of the winners of the last HAIKU CONTEST you can request a PHIL STYLE drawing of a celebrity, or your girlfriend, or whomever!)

IN SUMMARY: PHIL HAIKU CONTEST - COMMENTS TO THIS POST - WIN FABB PRIZES AND BE THE ENVY OF ALL PHIL PHRIENDS WHEN YOU ARE THE STAR OF THE COMIC!!!!!!!

For those who are curious its 5 - 7 - 5 syllables.

Did you notice that the links above have changed, and that there are more of them?? Its a fact! Phil has decided to build a larger online presence on Tumblr, Twitter, and Livejournal. If you are a member of any of those fine internet programs, we invite you to follow us and get hott updates about the latest Phil NEWZ. Also, we’re interested in pulling a larger audience. So if you have a friend, or fifty, why don’t you spread the good news of America’s Comic Phil. This was the last week of the current plot, so there’s no better time than now to introduce everyone you’ve ever met to Phil. Phil is appealing to everyone of all ages, except for when its filthy, involves massive vagina creatures, or has strings of swear words. So, please, follow us, and also spread the word of Phil!